You know you ain't as young as you think you are when
a) you no longer find people weird when they look at your forehead when they talk.
b) you don't mind the 1 decibel curses from people inside the elevator when you use it for going one floor down.
c) all the chicks you planned on chasing "someday" are getting married..and the reality hits you hard
d) you start using the lame phrase: "but I'm still young at heart" :P
e) kids refer to you as uncle
f) a 3 inch doesn't bother you anymore (Tummy, I meant)
and finally, but most importantly
g) you can't complete a post cuz you ran out of ideas.
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~Jerry M. Wright