Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Don't give a rat's piam to this :)
The death toll continues to rise as I'm becoming braver by the day.
The casualty list is as follows:
e)Duck's tongue (Imagine a serving tray gull of tongues!)
For (e) and (g) It felt just like how Karamchand felt , something moving, shouting, wriggling and dancing in my stomach :)
Since Domino's served a Chinese version of Pizza(Peee Saaaaan: jus kiddin :p ) I gave up hope on Western (customized) food.
I was expecting KFC grandpa assuming new avatars like
or probably some pirated version altogether like:
But KFC was a life saver :) With the exact same recipe and a Chinese girl announcing, much to my delight, that the bill is thatty fouuu fif tee(Exactly), I had nothing more to ask for :) Excepting that Russel needs to know I connect a lot to his jokes :p
Well, the title! Let me tell you something that requires reader discretion.
People in China have a strong belief that eating piams will enhance their sexual experience. What is a piam?
It literally translates to "animal's whip", whip being the slang for well...a penis.
Their logic goes this way. Wilder the animal, more precious is its piam and the better you feel while "doing it". They kill tigers and sell the piams, for it gets sold like hot pancakes. So domestic animals can feel safe :) Castration happens to "the wild" only! Complete removal, rather.
Talking on rats, there is another "game" sort of thing called the "3 screaming mice".
They put 3 new born rat babies(alive) on a plate with sauce. new born cuz they are considered to be cleaner.
The rat screams 1st when you poke it with a fork, 2nd time when dipped in sauce and 3rd when when you put in the mouth. Thats what they call 3 screaming mice. A delicacy! It should be 9 in all logically, but I was way too grossed out to ask for an explanation there.
A southern destination called GuanTong has their own way of having a feast. A live monkey is pushed from beneath a table with a small opening and suspended that way. The head is believed to give superficial powers. Boiling water is poured on their heads to clean the germs and a chisel/hammer is ued to break the head and its eaten alive while screaming.
No smart names for this. How about 1 sad-fucked-up-screaming monkey?
Shall update with another post on eating snakes and reptiles later. Sounded like a plan for the weekend :)