Friday, February 13, 2009

Caught in the web-Part 1

Traveling across Tamil Nadu for a week is a cake walk. But meeting 1000 new people everyday and teaching the 990 internet non-savvy people is a gargantuan task.
The remaining 10 people walked in for the Air Conditioned bus, treating it like a free mobile Internet Cafe.

The interesting times arrive when the Bus stops at a public location. Blokes from all walks of life throng the bus refusing to get down without a freebie!

A genuinely interested person-a rarity!

Some think the bus is for sale. Some think it's a fast food counter before they board it. But that's okay. One guy decided it was a fast food counter even after boarding I guess. He walks in with a half eaten banana, staring at the screens. He finishes the fruit and throws the peel on the floor(of the bus!). Upon hearing 2 people scream at him(including yours truly), he promptly picks up the peel and squeezes it in his pant pocket.

That was still way above the average hygiene of the bus junta. Imagine yourself explaining Internet to folks munching Paan in their mouths and their hands making repeated vertical and horizontal scratching movements with their hands at places you don't wanna know.

Just to give you a slight picture(no not going down there..staying up):

Shoaaa ("So" with Paan munching) Waaat is thiss indar nettu? I did miss my Google umbrella then :)

One guy with hair all over(his face) beckoned me to come near him. He whispered a secret:" Psst...I am researching on unearthing a lost idol of "Baadhaala Bhairavi Amman" Please find it on indar nettu for me"

Then comes a guy with a face on his mustache (words interchanged for the right reasons) He was the DSP of Salem and he wanted info on Anti Corruption and catching criminals with the help of Internet.

A lot of people stared from outside the bus and refused to enter the Bus till we assured them that entry is absolutely free!

School kids had 2 very unique classifications. Boys and Girls. When girls boarded the bus, they came in a line, quiet walked in, saw the screens and walked out.

Boys start pushing each other from 10 meters away abusing each other. "Yaaai indar nett bussu daaa" blaah blaah ..jump inside the bus pulling headphones and almost breaking the equipment inside. Lost a few calories grazing that bunch of kids :)

I have no pic since I was busy controlling the boys' Q
A smart person's attempt at making full use of the Internet bus went bust as the mobile phone(on display) he tried to flinch started beeping. He fled the scene of course :)

Security check-in call forces me to add an hyphen and title this post as Part-1. Over and out from Coimbatore airport. More later of course.


Cess said...

he he sounds a great trip, at least in the mean time u re not doing the boring daily pig noise if u know what i mean (aka core job) :)
And as for boys, well of course girls are more civilized than boys :P
lookin forward the second part

g. said...

yo mate, good stuff, makes me miss india a lot :)
looking forward to read the followup on this adventure!

Sailusha said...

show off!

Afrin said...

Haha, awesome stories! What fun you must be having...

Rohit said...

nicee...absolutely can relate to such events...VIT much I saw there..:P
Makes me wanna go even more now...looking fwd to the part 2-3-4 etc etc

Swetha said...

hehehhe I actually saw all that while reading it ;) Good write and I bet u had fun.. and yaa have to agree with Stylu too .. A lil show off.. but u deserve it, its ur home land machaaaa ;)

maru said...

did anyone have an aruval in their back machaan

Lakshmi said...

hahhaa... sounds like a fun trip! and am sure u had a tough time managing the shoaaa n scratchng crowd and answering their insane questions... i can imagine!! ;P :D

cassey said...

so did u find de idol??? :) i really hope u helped him :)))