The Indian Stunt Gurus

I'm sparing Bollywood for now, since I am not in touch with the industry. We will now have a countdown on the best stunts ever. Stunts that will put the Hollywood blokes to shame.

Position:5

SUPERHERO NAME: VIJAYKANTH 1.0

POWERS:

a) Can bravely adorn headphones that resemble a device which takes in electric shocks.

b) Can generate 100 Mega Watts of power by biting his teeth and staring at a person.

c) All in all, he can speak dialogues even when electricity is passing through him




POSITION:4

SUPERHERO NAME: BALAYYA 1.0

POWERS:

a) Biker dude who can drive an Indian bike faster than a train.

b) Specializes in jumping from one compartment to another over the train

c) Can crawl beneath the compartments too, without the bike of course.




POSITION: 3

SUPERHERO NAME: T RAJENDRAN

POWERS: Sadly, all powers have been stripped off our hero and his voice which was once, used to scare the daylights out of people has been reduced to a meek sounding one.




POSITION: 2

SUPERHERO NAME: VIJAYKANTH 2.0

POWERS:

a) Can catch any flying object with utmost ease

b) He can face any bullet aimed at him thanks to the mangal-aarthi plates hidden beneath his clothing

c) You may ask what happens if the bullet is aimed at his face. If you have that doubt, I suggest you read the first point again :)




POSITION: 1

SUPERHERO NAME: BALAYYA 2.0

POWERS:

a) His updated version 2.o, has not forgotten about his skills on a train

b) Knows magical mantras and recites them to implement his stunts

c) Can move a train with the mantras and the secret way to implement it. (Pat on the thigh and the direction of the train to be shown with his finger)




There are plenty more, but the superheroes are going to be the same. The new kid on the block seems to be Sam Anderson but he is yet to start showing stunts. Until then, keep watching out for these 3 :)